Waking Up from a Coma: Foreword by Kit Carruthers
When people wake up from a coma, they want to see their friends and family. Their friends and family want to see them. Uh no. When people wake up from a coma they are semi-conscious, they're about to repress waking up from a coma. Their friends and family are semi-conscious, they're about to repress their friend or family member waking up from a coma. Sooo...
A, all you're doing is locking them into the semi-conscious back and forth, the first words that come out of the person must be properly directed to the person receiving them or they are locked, you have to figure out how to give them the words that satisfy through your semi-conscious processes or you're just going to back and forth head click trying to figure out what the other is saying, and then the other is going to say something and you have to figure out how to return it in the manner that satisfies and it's never going to stop, ever, it is impossible to conclude, because there's always somebody in the room who is cognitive functioning level one or two. You basically end up on going back and forth over "You're okay" and head shaking "No" as no is being interpreted as no I am not okay however it means STOP, STOP the lock out, I'm stuck within going no and crying over my squamish and I just want to get to the next part that I know is coming when this memory is repressed so I can get on with life without my squamish. "Please stop doing this to me!!" does not work because they say a flatlined "Woah!" and repress the memory and then start over again at the beginning of their thoughts.
So that means you either let it go on for one to eight hours for appearances to the public because it's more presentable this way and nobody remembers anyway or desperately find your way to the buzzer so you can call the nurse in desperation and screech PLEEEASE HELP ME I'M SUFFERING I NEED OUT OF THE LOCK OUT!!!!! But if you fall on the floor they're going to rush to your rescue and say "Are you okay!?" and you'll say "Please stop doing this to me!!" and they'll say a flatlined "Woah!" and repress the memory.
But that's a howwible ting to do, not let the semi-conscious drones with little or not tought see the semi-conscious drone with little or no tought except for crying pain of squamish, look at dem derr so scewwd, dat' don't look good to people if we just let nobody see da person wake up in a coma, what if da person wake up in a coma and nobody from family derr to comfort dem? Dey be a sad semi-conscious drone with no awareness of what is happening whatsoever and what significance this would be to anybody, vewy vewy saaaad.
B, you bring in every single person who cares about them. HAY everybody in the vicinity who knows this person, come repress all memories of this person ever being in a coma.
C, now when they do uncover the repressed memory if it's reality breaking horror traumatic enough they may well have to pass out and repeat the entire flashback within the repressed thoughts repressed memory complex of eight hours of them going "You're okay" "No." I didn't have to pass out to dream of my coma flashbacks but I know those happen because I have had a few of them and these ones would definitely hit that. They're worse when you repress something you were conscious for but these definitely bring the reality freezing psychological torment, generally beyond the limits of the thing that put you in a coma.
Then every level two cognitive functioning with the right angle of ego investment you know is about to track you down and demonstrate how caring they are for you and they know it's best to uncover the memory IMMEDIATELY, RIGHT NOW WHEN I HAVE THE BEST OPPORTUNITY TO DEMONSTRATE MYSELF. They're going to say "Hey man you were in a coma just get it over with" and hit your repressed memory wall saying "No..." then they're going to slip semi-conscious and begin sixteen hours of... No man it's best to get it over with. No... No man it's best to get it over with. No... No man it's best to get it over with. No... No man it's best to get it over with. No... No man it's best to get it over with. No... No man it's best to get it over with. No... Until one of you passes out from exhaustion and wakes up semi-conscious in the hospital. Get all of them over with until everybody has repressed the memory of you ever being in a coma. Hope the rest of them infinite loop on each other for the rest of their lives.
Obviously this one was figured out pretty fast somewhere around 8000 B.C.E. and nobody ever would have dreamt of it ever again until America decided wooooaahh rest of world, dat practice looks so awful when you see why it's done and hit your false memory wall repress memory wall say NAH and then make it look more good hearted. Den make sure everybody who in charge hits false memory wall repress memory wall say NAH. We better tell world is evil you do it dis way now or we drop the bomb wipe out every one of you evil monsters.